I really want one of these.

So, it’s a Ronco product. You know, Ron Popeil? Veg-o-matic. Pocket fisherman. Mr. Microphone. Spray on hair. Food dehydrator. Food glamorizer.

Anyways. So this flower loom makes….yarn flowers. Which one is supposed to sew togethers like a quilt into anything. Basically, crochet for the lazy.